Why are there beach umbrellas on the tables in the USM Portland computer center's Laptop Area?
I do not feel like I'm on the beach and comfortable. Even playing some Sound of Nature-esque beach environment sound effects do not accentuate the mood.
I will instead play thunderstorms and heavy rain sounds, to make them appear more practical. And to sooth me.
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GOD, I love that movie.
GOD, I love that movie.
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