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4.22.2009

Listed on the Wall of the Portland Pie Co. Delivery Area

TEEN WOLF'S BASKETBALL COACHES THREE RULES TO LIVE BY:

Never get less than 12 hours of sleep.
Never play poker with a guy who has the same name as a city.
Never date a girl with a tattoo of a dagger.

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GOD, I love that movie.

4.22.2009

Listed on the Wall of the Portland Pie Co. Delivery Area

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